By: Tutti Frutti

I remember she always used to tell me the highlights of her DnD campaigns, and there was one where she had (predictably) min-maxed a sort of barbarian or fighter to be just the best at punching undead things. In describing the character she rattled off all the buffs and skills she had taken in service of being very good at punching undead. So the DM tries to have the villains escape by erecting a wall of bones that's too wide or tall to get around before they can run away.

And Emily was just like. "Would you say the wall is an undead creature?" And the DM was like. "Uh, sure." So Emily says, "I punch the wall," rattling off her buffs to remind the DM of how fucked he is.

And they had to take a break for an hour or two for the DM to revise the story because they hadn't expected her to PUNCH THE WALL OF BONES...