Kazz gets ganked, killed, and complains:
(89) Miss Pink: Kazz, with how badly your builds suck, I could 1v1 you and it would be just as one-sided.

He = Shard
(470) Green Rabite: He's like.
(470) Green Rabite: "MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE BETTER THAN MY SHITTY MAKYO WHO GOES TO NEGATIVE TWO HUNDRED END?"
(470) Green Rabite: "A SHITTY CELL WITH DEX/4, WHO ALSO GOES TO NEGATIVE TWO HUNDRED END"
(470) Green Rabite: Then I'm all.
(470) Green Rabite: "Dude, if you just took Stm x2 for End, wouldn't you have to stop cheating?"
(470) Green Rabite: And then he's all.
(470) Green Rabite: "BUT I CAN JUST GO TO NEGATIVE TWO HUNDRED END INSTEAD OF WASTING A RACIAL FEATURE ON FOLLOWING THE RULES"

(470) Green Rabite: And then.
(470) Green Rabite: Let's randomly nerf a unique.
(470) Green Rabite: Undo the change that caused the nerf.
(470) Green Rabite: Then keep the nerf.
(470) Green Rabite: YES
(470) Green Rabite: IT'S BRILLIANT
(470) Green Rabite: I'm a geniiiiuuuuus.